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Yes Dodge just announced today they are looking for contestants to enter for their new program “Offending Others who buy Dodge Vehicles”😎.
The entry and or to qualify you must first post at least 10 videos on you trashing the Dodge brand. And you must also be critical of those who like the Dodge brand as well. A one year time line has been set to assure anyone not up to date on posting videos has time to make new ones and or dig up the erased ones off there hard drives. Anyone entering the contest must also show how they owned a Dodge particular vehicle like say a K Car or even any Mopar related product and they sold it for another brand. Anyone who traded one for a Yugo gets put in the top 10 finalists instantly. Participants must take lie detector tests and fail to show they are good liars. The finalists will be separated into a group of 10 and must be able to demonstrate they have little to not much knowledge of the actual Dodge brand but love Social Media and copy and paste all there info to elaborate in depth conversations while they have no clue what they are talking about. The group of 10 will be narrowed down to 5. The 5 contestants will have a foot race to to see who is the fastest and will be required to fart and talk at the same time. Once those 5 are narrowed downs to 2 those 2 will then have a surprise visit by Ronald McDonald to answer how many calories in a quarter pounder. The one who answers it correctly or looks like they eat quarter pounders will be nominated as the new Trash the Brand ambassador. Hurry time is of the essence to submit your application due to all the Ford owners are volunteering 😁. Good luck and stay tuned for the Looney Tunes edition premiering next year.
The entry and or to qualify you must first post at least 10 videos on you trashing the Dodge brand. And you must also be critical of those who like the Dodge brand as well. A one year time line has been set to assure anyone not up to date on posting videos has time to make new ones and or dig up the erased ones off there hard drives. Anyone entering the contest must also show how they owned a Dodge particular vehicle like say a K Car or even any Mopar related product and they sold it for another brand. Anyone who traded one for a Yugo gets put in the top 10 finalists instantly. Participants must take lie detector tests and fail to show they are good liars. The finalists will be separated into a group of 10 and must be able to demonstrate they have little to not much knowledge of the actual Dodge brand but love Social Media and copy and paste all there info to elaborate in depth conversations while they have no clue what they are talking about. The group of 10 will be narrowed down to 5. The 5 contestants will have a foot race to to see who is the fastest and will be required to fart and talk at the same time. Once those 5 are narrowed downs to 2 those 2 will then have a surprise visit by Ronald McDonald to answer how many calories in a quarter pounder. The one who answers it correctly or looks like they eat quarter pounders will be nominated as the new Trash the Brand ambassador. Hurry time is of the essence to submit your application due to all the Ford owners are volunteering 😁. Good luck and stay tuned for the Looney Tunes edition premiering next year.
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