Gators Now Hanging Out At Auto Parts Stores

[DavidKFla]

Oh crap. Just when you thought that mating season was over, they're out there trying to snag your wife or girlfriend.


https://www.news4jax.com/news/local...tozone-on-beach-boulevard-saturday-afternoon/

 

[Hickster]

oh hell, wished that critter waz around before my ex moved to mich a gen. otta 6es were too smart to fall fer it. hate to say butt ster,, the beeter the looks dummer the fruit. even thow 1 was a past miss georgia, 1 was past miss california, the others were just and are damn quooot.

 

[MJS73]

they're out there trying to snag your wife or girlfriend/

What auto parts store was this? Asking for a friend.

 

[Jimmy N.]

Oh crap. Just when you thought that mating season was over, they're out there trying to snag your wife or girlfriend.

Well, if your mating season is over and done with anyway, does it really matter if they snag your wife or girlfriend? Sounds like it's time for a new one regardless.

By the way, have I mentioned that it's nice to live in an alligator free zone? Oh, and I also like the 69.4 degrees and 17% humidity we have now.

 

[BULL]

Well, if your mating season is over and done with anyway, does it really matter if they snag your wife or girlfriend? Sounds like it's time for a new one regardless.

By the way, have I mentioned that it's nice to live in an alligator free zone? Oh, and I also like the 69.4 degrees and 17% humidity we have now.

Are you getting the Friday/Saturday craziness that we are getting???

 

[Jimmy N.]

Hope not. Breezy on Thursday, windy on Friday, with highs around 70.

 

[Hickster]

snot in Florida. i have mating season in my life 364 out side of diamond dolls not auto parts store. i find those chixs a bit rough fer me. jax beach where this critter waz from. used to live there back when i waz married and lived in Clearwater. bad news,, gone for weeks at a time and made for a bad merriage

 

[DavidKFla]

What auto parts store was this? Asking for a friend.

Auto zone

 

[DavidKFla]

Well, if your mating season is over and done with anyway, does it really matter if they snag your wife or girlfriend? Sounds like it's time for a new one regardless.

By the way, have I mentioned that it's nice to live in an alligator free zone? Oh, and I also like the 69.4 degrees and 17% humidity we have now.

I'm thinking that you're fairly young and not getting any.
I feel bad for you. 😢😢😢

 

[DavidKFla]

snot in Florida. i have mating season in my life 364 out side of diamond dolls not auto parts store. i find those chixs a bit rough fer me. jax beach where this critter waz from. used to live there back when i waz married and lived in Clearwater. bad news,, gone for weeks at a time and made for a bad merriage

How many times have you been married?

 

[BULL]

Hope not. Breezy on Thursday, windy on Friday, with highs around 70.

 

[Jimmy N.]

Friday through Tuesday looks nice enough.
Wish we got some sort of precipitation.

 

[Paladin06]

Oh crap. Just when you thought that mating season was over, they're out there trying to snag your wife or girlfriend.
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https://www.news4jax.com/news/local...tozone-on-beach-boulevard-saturday-afternoon/

I saw a girl that looked like that at the package store the other day. She sure was a looker.

 

[Hickster]

if in Clarksville and good lukin,,, i am sure i dated her mom. i have been married 1 time and that was enough. last fian cee was #7 and that was enough. i have found a ring and numerous travels thru out the world,,, is still cheaper than a divorce,,,eses. the last one thru the ring at me when i signed the papers on the car. 5 years ago this july 23rd. she still has my cat and my guns till sept 14th when the court gives em back to me. it is court ordered and she says she ain't given em up. well,,, here comes another fight. no moe,,, hookers from here on out. if i had gotten married, i wood not have the h/c. i may not have my kat but i will have all 50 guns, ammo, and kar. yo,,#6, is the zinc plant still there???

 

[B5Cat16]

That Gator was trying to steal the catalytic converter.......

 

[Hickster]

if in Clarksville and good lukin,,, i am sure i dated her mom. i have been married 1 time and that was enough. last fian cee was #7 and that was enough. i have found a ring and numerous travels thru out the world,,, is still cheaper than a divorce,,,eses. the last one thru the ring at me when i signed the papers on the car. 5 years ago this july 23rd. she still has my cat and my guns till sept 14th when the court gives em back to me. it is court ordered and she says she ain't given em up. well,,, here comes another fight. no moe,,, hookers from here on out. if i had gotten married, i wood not have the h/c. i may not have my kat but i will have all 50 guns, ammo, and kar. yo,,#6, is the zinc plant still there???

 

[MJS73]

That Gator was trying to steal the catalytic converter.......

Gators gotta eat, too.