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I'm sure many of you are saying you agree ;-) so, on Saturday one of the things I'm doing is going to be hooking up the battery tender to the Thunderbird. Which is parked next to the Hellcat. Open up the T-bird door, and I'm looking at the Hellcat (Cat nose in, T-bird with rear mount battery nose out), watching the door. T-bird door gets to the first detent and stops, still pretty narrow opening. Plenty of room between the door and Hellcat. So I push it gently, while holding on to it, and the freaking door jumps out like its possessed by Satan and bonks the Hellcat drivers door. I swear to god! I almost started laughing out loud. Anyway, I actually saw the door flex from impact (the Hellcat door panel). I inspected the door and there's no scratch, no dent, no nothing. It's like I imagined it.

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Your one lucky dumbass:ROFLMAO:
 


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Awesome story...now go buy a lottery ticket.
 


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And don’t ever park it that close to the possessed car again ever!
 


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Where there any adult beverages involved? 😂
 


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I'm sure many of you are saying you agree ;-) so, on Saturday one of the things I'm doing is going to be hooking up the battery tender to the Thunderbird. Which is parked next to the Hellcat. Open up the T-bird door, and I'm looking at the Hellcat (Cat nose in, T-bird with rear mount battery nose out), watching the door. T-bird door gets to the first detent and stops, still pretty narrow opening. Plenty of room between the door and Hellcat. So I push it gently, while holding on to it, and the freaking door jumps out like its possessed by Satan and bonks the Hellcat drivers door. I swear to god! I almost started laughing out loud. Anyway, I actually saw the door flex from impact (the Hellcat door panel). I inspected the door and there's no scratch, no dent, no nothing. It's like I imagined it.

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See the thing is, I don't want to say ANYTHING, either positive or negative, or even neutral... Karma has a way of coming back to those that say stuff, and I don't want any of that shit anywhere near me.


Oops, too late.... shit....
 


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Where there any adult beverages involved? 😂
I’m just asking because I woke up the other morning with my sleeping pants on backwards. Yeah, there was adult beverages involved. 🤣
 


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Where there any adult beverages involved? 😂

Nope... but at least that would be an excuse, sort of
 


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I’m just asking because I woke up the other morning with my sleeping pants on backwards. Yeah, there was adult beverages involved. 🤣
Long long ago, this girl I knew and I went out and I took her back to her dorm. We had had a few drinks, dancing, dinner, etc..., she wasn't plastered, but nicely lit. And I knew some of her friends too. She told me the next day that she went in and went down the hall, talking with everyone and visiting her friends, playing it off like it was just a normal date. The next morning at breakfast they told her her skirt was on inside out the whole time. LOL

Much later, during the Iraqi invasion of Kuwait, I called her family's house in Khafji going to tell them get over the F-ing border NOW. They were way ahead of me though, they'd split about 10 to 15 minutes before the phone rang.
 


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I’m just asking because I woke up the other morning with my sleeping pants on backwards. Yeah, there was adult beverages involved. 🤣
Was there a clown..a midget..or a doberman involved @ any time??:unsure::unsure::unsure:
 


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Hopefully out in the sun and from off angle distance you don’t see any creases or wavy parts from where it flexed in at 🤞Up close in the garage depending on lighting that stuff is hard to see sometimes.What color is it?
 


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Was there a clown..a midget..or a doberman involved @ any time??:unsure::unsure::unsure:
You spying?
 


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Exactly (to Gomango's post). I've eyeballed it and I don't see any, but it has not been under optimal viewing. I cannot see how there can't be something from that bounce.

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See the thing is, I don't want to say ANYTHING, either positive or negative, or even neutral... Karma has a way of coming back to those that say stuff, and I don't want any of that shit anywhere near me.


Oops, too late.... shit....
So that's why you rarely engage in this mindless banter..and useless chatter...and to think..all this time I attributed it to;);) unmitigated arrogance..
 


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Was there a clown..a midget..or a doberman involved @ any time??:unsure::unsure::unsure:
Not that I recall.
 


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I’m just asking because I woke up the other morning with my sleeping pants on backwards. Yeah, there was adult beverages involved. 🤣
As long as you didn't have a sore ass to go with it your good! LOL
 




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